Thomas Massie v Trump
What did massie do bro 😭 bringing up his dead wife

PRIVACY
People having 30 layers of encryption, vpns, protonmail just to watch cat videos. While Jeffery Epstein was on his iPad emailing others talking about raping kids
Trump 💔 MTG
They had a nasty breakup 🥲

Trump sucked off Bubba
Emails leaked. Who the flip is bubba ?!?!

Social Activist Jeffery Epstein
He’s so woke 🥺

quick buck
flame me all you want but reselling us concert tickets might be the best thing that happened to an eastern european
thank you for listening
and thanks to all us people paying i appreciate it a lot
Where put money?
Have 30k after working in sf ai startup for a year. Wasn’t really saving, spend a lot on stupid shit. If saved probably would have like 50-60k. Before had zero money, cause immigrant. What should i do with it or is that not enough to do any...
nature doesnt know the market is down
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For immediate release
I’m at 30k NW now. Can’t verify though, fidelity innit. + 10k NW in about 5 months, not bad though
U.S. October Jobs Report
Kevin Hassett: "We probably ...will never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
Do you believe the missing jobs/unemployment data is a warning sign of an economic crash or just a temporary hiccup?
What is this, a daycare?
Zero-dollar children running around, talking about next year during junior

PSAT
I got a 1230. Pretty good for not studying and not knowing Algebra 2 I would say. Next year during junior I am gonna be locked in. One friend got a 1090 he’s the sweaty one too. He’s so heartbroken 😭
Rant
Why does college board control EVEYRHING. I’m at school. Breaking news PSAT scores are apparently out. We crack open our phones and check. We can’t login. EVEYRHING that u put says invalid. Nothing works now. How is this fair. I pay money t...
wtf goes on here
About to start posting like I have a million followers

About to start posting like I have a million followers
Alright guys, can we take a chill pill on stealing twitter posts to put on here?
Andi’s daughter btw
😉
Smart people of 2cents, I have started to learn about stock day trading.
What would be smth you wish you knew when you started?!
why number go down???
number should go up only :((
i wish pressing the reply button opened up the comments like reddit
title
Alright guys, can we take a chill pill on stealing twitter posts to put on here?
Andi’s daughter btw
SAT Score
In a similar vein as the earlier post drop ur sat/act/ comparable standardized testing score. Mine was 1530 although I don’t expect to see any strong correlation between scores and usernames just curious
Where do you draw the line
It sounds ridiculous like this and it needs a line

Cricket
This little guy drove with me to college today 8am in the morning

Government Shutdown
Trump just signed it. We are officially back in business
Government Shutdown
A bill passed in the house. If trump signs it’s over.
PSAT
Scores come out tomorrow.

Essay
Writing an essay on how Venture Capital is destroying society. What are some good examples. I have funding exploitive industries (Gambling, cheating, vapes), prioritizing fast growth, and hype over substance. Any more ?
How many friendsgivings have you been invited to?
Actually curious
How in the world if you make more than 100k a year are you in the position where 2k makes or breaks your situation so much you’re mad enough to complain on twitter?
Are they just victims of lifestyle inflation dot tm or just stupid? Even ...

Smart people of 2cents, I have started to learn about stock day trading.
What would be smth you wish you knew when you started?!
Fav kind of fried rice?
…who fried this rice?
I love voting in polls and inevitably bringing down the average
I just have good opinions what can i say
Epstein
Ohhhh noooooo

Memories
Do you still miss them ?
Upvotes
Gonna grind to get back to 2k upvotes one way or another

Conspiracy theories
What are your unhinged beliefs. I don’t want 9/11 was fake or wtv. 509k Madison might be a good person to ask 👀
the leaderboard is zipfy
cool
Teacher fired
Chemistry teacher and Volleyball coach got fired for touching little girls 😭💔. He was so cool and nice too bro I’m shocked
I’m de motivated to use this app because I can’t have my 401k on here or get my crypto to show.
How many languages can you speak?
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Nano Banana 2
I’m seeing some very capable images come out from various people with access to it. This is a good examples. Another one is the text reflections it can mimic with the reflection looking really real.

Would you disconnect off the internet if your financial goals were met ??
Emotions
Chasing the highs for the inevitable crashes are not worth it. Living an equilibrium status of emotions is the way.
I genuinely can’t believe the results here
so so deeply contra to what I had assumed, having to examine all my priors. I guess students and young people with MacBook airs VS people who work full time using windows machines at work?
What Computer OS do you primarily use in your daily life
ChromeOS is Linux btw. If you use FreeBSD just be quiet ok
ITS SNOWINGGYG
I have no homework, my dad just bought a bunch of food, going to a friends party, and people are posting on twocents again
I refuse to use this app until my real networth of 3 dollars is reflected again
Hoe did you find out about 2cents?!
What is the main reason you keep coming back here?
it snowed
yay :)

What Computer OS do you primarily use in your daily life
ChromeOS is Linux btw. If you use FreeBSD just be quiet ok
One time a Waymo dropped me off at the house of prime rib valet
Then I realized I just typed “house” as destination
Tax deductions
If I spend a bunch on OpenAI credits. Since they’re a nonprofit do I get some tax deductions
What will my fellow poors be doing with your new $2000 stimulus checks?
Mamdani enacted Shakira Law
It works whenever and wherever. It is also pushover by death for your hips to lie
Brown
Why do they look like that. Why do those guys hype up that benching 10 pounds? Aren’t everyone is capable of doing that?

Church
Are you guys wearing your Sunday best? Let’s get to church 5 minutes early to get some good seats. Make sure to stick around after for the coffee and donuts. Have a great Sunday !!
Lowbies spam
Bunch of lowbies $0 commin on the app and spam downvoting lol
coca cola zero sugar zero caffeine
bottoms up

Elon
He is the richest man in the world. He just got a 1 trillion dollar pay package approved yet he is ai generating videos of woman saying I will always love you at 3:20 am.

How do you do, fellow poors?
I spent all my money on doordash and waymo
Marc
This guy is so unfunny 💔 thank goodness he rejected me. He also mocked the Pope. Tsk tsk tsk

Everybody
Where did everybody go.It’s oddly quiet after the bots came in. Come back guysssssd
Payment processors
Which one is the best? Stripe, lemon squeeze, polar, or something else?
Financial Audit
The newest episode is the craziest I have ever seen. She is a racist nick Fuentes fan that has a black husband in prison. Great watch
Watching foundermo
13 minutes of pure intellect. Proven to increase ur nw

Y combinaitor
Just applied let’s see what happens

Bodycam
I love watching those videos . Midwest safety is the best one by far. Code blue cam is a close next
Bots
Woke up choke my phone, like a million notifications. Somebody created a lot of accounts like an hour ago and just downvoted everything. Will still keep posting but idk weirdest way to use bots lol
A tale in two acts

Trump vs Big Meat
Does that mean I can get A5 Waygu for 2$ a pound 🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺

School shooting
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Mr beast land
It’s opening in ….. Saudia Arabia. They are also enforcing sharia law

Can anyone spare a dollar
Power Rangers
We should have the first TwoCents trip exploring Europe or Asia.
friday morning is bridge time.
i stand here and drink a coffee, wishing i were anywhere else.
it will be too cold soon, and i will be denied even this brief respite.

Mamdani
I told a girl I'm the CRO of Two Cents.
She said, “What’s that?” I said “I have no idea.“
Anyway, we had sex.
NYP cover
I looked through the archives of all their covers. Like 90 percent of it is just Mamdani. They spent 2 days covering Israel v Iran then just went back to Mamdani. I need this copy pls

Would you rather be
Studying something rq
Tesla
They approved a trillion dollar pay package for Elon. What the heck bro ??
GTA 6
It got delayed to November 16 2026 from the original may
ANDI
It’s 2026 and @ANDI hasn’t fully released the app yet tf is he waiting for ??
Hmm
Is this a stroking ego contest ?
Coffee shop interaction
An old man said to me: “you look like that lady from Fox News”
Me: “which one?”
Him: “all of them”
should i blow up my life
i get a bonus in january which should put me around 1m liquid.
should i quit my job, sell my house, and move to a big city to find a sexier career?
How get good at listen to quarterly reports
I downloaded that quart app. Idk how the fcjk to read a balance sheet but it’s neat listening in to what a company is up too. I don’t like doing individual stock picks because i am too stupid to beat hft. But I do like finding out fun facts...
brrring brrring
moshi moshi
should I move away from Europe
I’m fucking sick about the salary gap between Europe and US
I come from Italy and have seen people getting 40k max as seniors, whereas now I’m in Germany and I get around 70k
but it’s astonishing I’m still under the average to the US mark...
Any Idea what is happening with the stock market?
Andi can you show avg age on polls too
I want to see if old fucks or young whippersnappers disagree on my ideas
How much do you goof around at work
Like how much time do u spend not working that you should be working, and goofing around instead
andi will never know
andi will never know how i failed to run terraform twice and broke prod
broke prod
but we up
What do rich people listen to when they trynna chill out? I’m vibing rly hard to Juice WRLD rn but I fear these ghetto beats are making me poor.
I just sent in my mail in for Curtis Sliwa!
Australia
What are we doing here guys

Ok bro
What did I do to bro

Employees: How much time do you spend on your phone during “work hours”
Currently on a one hour phone break at work
sometimes when work is tough i lie on the floor
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need gun asap
anyone have a gun i can borrow
Where would you like to retire?
Assuming you only have one residence during your retirement!
