10 hr. agoapple icon
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Thomas Massie v Trump

What did massie do bro 😭 bringing up his dead wife

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13 hr. agoapple icon
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PRIVACY

People having 30 layers of encryption, vpns, protonmail just to watch cat videos. While Jeffery Epstein was on his iPad emailing others talking about raping kids

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23 hr. agoapple icon
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Trump 💔 MTG

They had a nasty breakup 🥲

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23 hr. agoapple icon
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Trump sucked off Bubba

Emails leaked. Who the flip is bubba ?!?!

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1 day agoapple icon
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Social Activist Jeffery Epstein

He’s so woke 🥺

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1 day agoapple icon
$26

quick buck

flame me all you want but reselling us concert tickets might be the best thing that happened to an eastern european

thank you for listening

and thanks to all us people paying i appreciate it a lot

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1 day agoapple icon
$28,431

Where put money?

Have 30k after working in sf ai startup for a year. Wasn’t really saving, spend a lot on stupid shit. If saved probably would have like 50-60k. Before had zero money, cause immigrant. What should i do with it or is that not enough to do any...

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1 day agoapple icon
$507,015

nature doesnt know the market is down

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1 day agoapple icon
$23,042

For immediate release

I’m at 30k NW now. Can’t verify though, fidelity innit. + 10k NW in about 5 months, not bad though

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1 day ago

U.S. October Jobs Report

Kevin Hassett: "We probably ...will never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."

Do you believe the missing jobs/unemployment data is a warning sign of an economic crash or just a temporary hiccup?

Yes — this is a major warning of an upcoming crash
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No — it’s just an anomaly due to the shutdown
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No - the economy has continued growing
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Not sure - let's wait for more data
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2 days agoapple icon
$69

What is this, a daycare?

Zero-dollar children running around, talking about next year during junior

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2 days agoapple icon
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PSAT

I got a 1230. Pretty good for not studying and not knowing Algebra 2 I would say. Next year during junior I am gonna be locked in. One friend got a 1090 he’s the sweaty one too. He’s so heartbroken 😭

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2 days agoapple icon
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Rant

Why does college board control EVEYRHING. I’m at school. Breaking news PSAT scores are apparently out. We crack open our phones and check. We can’t login. EVEYRHING that u put says invalid. Nothing works now. How is this fair. I pay money t...

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2 days agoapple icon
$8

wtf goes on here

$8

About to start posting like I have a million followers

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2 days agoapple icon
$8

About to start posting like I have a million followers

$26

Alright guys, can we take a chill pill on stealing twitter posts to put on here?

Andi’s daughter btw

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2 days agoandroid icon
$13,489,974

😉

$13,489,974

Smart people of 2cents, I have started to learn about stock day trading.

What would be smth you wish you knew when you started?!

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2 days agoapple icon
$502,841

why number go down???

number should go up only :((

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2 days agoapple icon
$11,370

i wish pressing the reply button opened up the comments like reddit

title

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2 days agoapple icon
$26

Alright guys, can we take a chill pill on stealing twitter posts to put on here?

Andi’s daughter btw

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2 days agoapple icon
$130,427

SAT Score

In a similar vein as the earlier post drop ur sat/act/ comparable standardized testing score. Mine was 1530 although I don’t expect to see any strong correlation between scores and usernames just curious

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2 days agoapple icon
$0

Where do you draw the line

It sounds ridiculous like this and it needs a line

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2 days agoapple icon
$3,772

Cricket

This little guy drove with me to college today 8am in the morning

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2 days agoapple icon
$0

Government Shutdown

Trump just signed it. We are officially back in business

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3 days agoapple icon
$0

Government Shutdown

A bill passed in the house. If trump signs it’s over.

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3 days agoapple icon
$0

PSAT

Scores come out tomorrow.

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3 days agoapple icon
$0

Essay

Writing an essay on how Venture Capital is destroying society. What are some good examples. I have funding exploitive industries (Gambling, cheating, vapes), prioritizing fast growth, and hype over substance. Any more ?

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3 days agoapple icon
$66,005

How many friendsgivings have you been invited to?

< 1
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1
0
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> 1
0
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3 days agoapple icon
$16

Actually curious

How in the world if you make more than 100k a year are you in the position where 2k makes or breaks your situation so much you’re mad enough to complain on twitter?

Are they just victims of lifestyle inflation dot tm or just stupid? Even ...

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3 days agoandroid icon
$13,489,974

Smart people of 2cents, I have started to learn about stock day trading.

What would be smth you wish you knew when you started?!

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3 days agoapple icon
$32,300

Fav kind of fried rice?

…who fried this rice?

Chicken fried rice
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Beef fried rice
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Shrimp fried rice
0
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other
0
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5
1
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3 days agoapple icon
$41,653

I love voting in polls and inevitably bringing down the average

I just have good opinions what can i say

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3 days agoapple icon
$0

Epstein

Ohhhh noooooo

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3 days agoapple icon
$3,450,422

Memories

Do you still miss them ?

Yes
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No
0
$0
3
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3 days agoapple icon
$0

Upvotes

Gonna grind to get back to 2k upvotes one way or another

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3 days agoapple icon
$0

Conspiracy theories

What are your unhinged beliefs. I don’t want 9/11 was fake or wtv. 509k Madison might be a good person to ask 👀

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4 days agoapple icon
$502,841

the leaderboard is zipfy

cool

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4 days agoapple icon
$0

Teacher fired

Chemistry teacher and Volleyball coach got fired for touching little girls 😭💔. He was so cool and nice too bro I’m shocked

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4 days agoapple icon
$22,384

I’m de motivated to use this app because I can’t have my 401k on here or get my crypto to show.

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4 days agoapple icon
$502,841

How many languages can you speak?

.

Only 1
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1 fluently, learning another
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2 fluently
0
$0
More than 2 fluently
0
$0
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4 days agoapple icon
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Nano Banana 2

I’m seeing some very capable images come out from various people with access to it. This is a good examples. Another one is the text reflections it can mimic with the reflection looking really real.

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5 days agoapple icon
$3,450,422

Would you disconnect off the internet if your financial goals were met ??

Yes
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No
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5 days agoapple icon
$3,450,422

Emotions

Chasing the highs for the inevitable crashes are not worth it. Living an equilibrium status of emotions is the way.

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5 days agoapple icon
$32,300

I genuinely can’t believe the results here

so so deeply contra to what I had assumed, having to examine all my priors. I guess students and young people with MacBook airs VS people who work full time using windows machines at work?

$32,300

What Computer OS do you primarily use in your daily life

ChromeOS is Linux btw. If you use FreeBSD just be quiet ok

Windows
0
$0
MacOS
0
$0
Linux (any distro)
0
$0
I don’t use a laptop or desktop
0
$0
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5 days agoapple icon
$0

ITS SNOWINGGYG

I have no homework, my dad just bought a bunch of food, going to a friends party, and people are posting on twocents again

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5 days agoapple icon
$16

I refuse to use this app until my real networth of 3 dollars is reflected again

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5 days agoandroid icon
$13,489,974

Hoe did you find out about 2cents?!

X
0
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Friends
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other...
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5 days agoandroid icon
$13,489,974

What is the main reason you keep coming back here?

I want to learn from rich people
0
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Curious what people post thoughts vs networth
0
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curious what people think of me and my networth
0
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Just bored...
0
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5 days agoapple icon
$502,841

it snowed

yay :)

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5 days agoapple icon
$32,300

What Computer OS do you primarily use in your daily life

ChromeOS is Linux btw. If you use FreeBSD just be quiet ok

Windows
0
$0
MacOS
0
$0
Linux (any distro)
0
$0
I don’t use a laptop or desktop
0
$0
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6 days agoapple icon
$69

One time a Waymo dropped me off at the house of prime rib valet

Then I realized I just typed “house” as destination

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6 days agoapple icon
$0

Tax deductions

If I spend a bunch on OpenAI credits. Since they’re a nonprofit do I get some tax deductions

19
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6 days agoapple icon
$106

What will my fellow poors be doing with your new $2000 stimulus checks?

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6 days agoapple icon
$0

Mamdani enacted Shakira Law

It works whenever and wherever. It is also pushover by death for your hips to lie

6
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6 days agoapple icon
$3,772

Brown

Why do they look like that. Why do those guys hype up that benching 10 pounds? Aren’t everyone is capable of doing that?

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6 days agoapple icon
$0

Church

Are you guys wearing your Sunday best? Let’s get to church 5 minutes early to get some good seats. Make sure to stick around after for the coffee and donuts. Have a great Sunday !!

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6 days agoapple icon
$25,000

Lowbies spam

Bunch of lowbies $0 commin on the app and spam downvoting lol

14
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6 days agoapple icon
$502,841

coca cola zero sugar zero caffeine

bottoms up

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Elon

He is the richest man in the world. He just got a 1 trillion dollar pay package approved yet he is ai generating videos of woman saying I will always love you at 3:20 am.

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$69

How do you do, fellow poors?

I spent all my money on doordash and waymo

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Marc

This guy is so unfunny 💔 thank goodness he rejected me. He also mocked the Pope. Tsk tsk tsk

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Everybody

Where did everybody go.It’s oddly quiet after the bots came in. Come back guysssssd

11
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Payment processors

Which one is the best? Stripe, lemon squeeze, polar, or something else?

20
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Financial Audit

The newest episode is the craziest I have ever seen. She is a racist nick Fuentes fan that has a black husband in prison. Great watch

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Watching foundermo

13 minutes of pure intellect. Proven to increase ur nw

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Y combinaitor

Just applied let’s see what happens

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Bodycam

I love watching those videos . Midwest safety is the best one by far. Code blue cam is a close next

5
0
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Bots

Woke up choke my phone, like a million notifications. Somebody created a lot of accounts like an hour ago and just downvoted everything. Will still keep posting but idk weirdest way to use bots lol

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1 wk. agoapple icon
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A tale in two acts

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Trump vs Big Meat

Does that mean I can get A5 Waygu for 2$ a pound 🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

School shooting

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Mr beast land

It’s opening in ….. Saudia Arabia. They are also enforcing sharia law

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$1

Can anyone spare a dollar

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$3,450,422

Power Rangers

We should have the first TwoCents trip exploring Europe or Asia.

20
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$502,841

friday morning is bridge time.

i stand here and drink a coffee, wishing i were anywhere else.

it will be too cold soon, and i will be denied even this brief respite.

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$47,203,561

Mamdani

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$3,011,970

I told a girl I'm the CRO of Two Cents.

She said, “What’s that?” I said “I have no idea.“

Anyway, we had sex.

40
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

NYP cover

I looked through the archives of all their covers. Like 90 percent of it is just Mamdani. They spent 2 days covering Israel v Iran then just went back to Mamdani. I need this copy pls

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$2,659,678

Would you rather be

Studying something rq

Hitler in 1943
0
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A homeless fent addict
0
$0
20
4
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Tesla

They approved a trillion dollar pay package for Elon. What the heck bro ??

23
2
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

GTA 6

It got delayed to November 16 2026 from the original may

12
3
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$2,650,414

ANDI

It’s 2026 and @ANDI hasn’t fully released the app yet tf is he waiting for ??

19
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$2,650,414

Hmm

Is this a stroking ego contest ?

30
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$24,523

Coffee shop interaction

An old man said to me: “you look like that lady from Fox News”

Me: “which one?”

Him: “all of them”

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$509,738

should i blow up my life

i get a bonus in january which should put me around 1m liquid.

should i quit my job, sell my house, and move to a big city to find a sexier career?

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$155,659

How get good at listen to quarterly reports

I downloaded that quart app. Idk how the fcjk to read a balance sheet but it’s neat listening in to what a company is up too. I don’t like doing individual stock picks because i am too stupid to beat hft. But I do like finding out fun facts...

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

brrring brrring

moshi moshi

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$1,015

should I move away from Europe

I’m fucking sick about the salary gap between Europe and US

I come from Italy and have seen people getting 40k max as seniors, whereas now I’m in Germany and I get around 70k

but it’s astonishing I’m still under the average to the US mark...

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1 wk. agoandroid icon
$9,482,460

Any Idea what is happening with the stock market?

will go up
0
$0
will go down
0
$0
will go down and steep up
0
$0
will go up and steep down
0
$0
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$36,312

Andi can you show avg age on polls too

I want to see if old fucks or young whippersnappers disagree on my ideas

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$36,312

How much do you goof around at work

Like how much time do u spend not working that you should be working, and goofing around instead

None I’m locked in
0
$0
I spend some time goofing off but not much
0
$0
I spend a lot of time goofing off
0
$0
Unemployed/Self Employed/Not Applicable
0
$0
15
4
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$50

andi will never know

andi will never know how i failed to run terraform twice and broke prod

11
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$50

broke prod

but we up

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$3,846

What do rich people listen to when they trynna chill out? I’m vibing rly hard to Juice WRLD rn but I fear these ghetto beats are making me poor.

12
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$3,846

I just sent in my mail in for Curtis Sliwa!

4
1
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Australia

What are we doing here guys

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$0

Ok bro

What did I do to bro

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$36,312

Employees: How much time do you spend on your phone during “work hours”

Currently on a one hour phone break at work

Nothing or Barely Any
0
$0
Frequently phone breaks
0
$0
On it all the time
0
$0
N/A (not current working or no regular hours)
0
$0
12
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1 wk. agoapple icon
$509,738

sometimes when work is tough i lie on the floor

.

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$3,675,648

need gun asap

anyone have a gun i can borrow

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1 wk. agoapple icon
$36,312

Where would you like to retire?

Assuming you only have one residence during your retirement!

Bustling Urban Area
0
$0
Quiet Suburban Area
0
$0
Remote Rural Area
0
$0
other (comment)
0
$0
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