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  • wreath1.
    $/ personal-finance

    4513 cents

  • wreath2.
    $/ trade

    4512 cents

  • wreath3.
    $/ crypto

    4511 cents

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$/ general• 4 hr. ago•apple icon
$490,337

code monkey get up get coffee… code monkey go to job

code monkey have boring meeting with boring manager rob

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$/ fashion• 5 hr. ago•apple icon
$3,772

Suit

Suit, no tie, unbuttoned shirt at the collar?

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$/ trade• 11 hr. ago•apple icon
$8,129

keep pumping $bynd

🚀🚀

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$/ .• 18 hr. ago•apple icon
$26,831,954

I made a sankey diagram of my money

I could probably quit the job but then I’d have to acquire meals somewhere else

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$/ two-cents• 20 hr. ago•apple icon
$137

Is this the new LinkedIn?

$429

Today reminded me that resilience isn’t built in the cloud, it’s built in us.

When AWS went down, we didn’t panic. We communicated. We improvised. We rebooted… ourselves. ⚡️

Because sometimes the best uptime is a positive mindset. AWS may be down, but our human bandwidth? Infinite. 💪

#Leadership #Resilience #AWS #...

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$/ politics• 20 hr. ago•apple icon
$106

Let’s seed new conspiracy theories into the zeitgeist or another fun activity this fall! 🧡🍂

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$/ thinking• 20 hr. ago•apple icon
$0

GPT-5 Codex vs Sonnet 4.5

It’s not even close. Sonnet is a premature baby with Down syndrome while codex is so smart. Why did evb glaze sonnet?

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$/ thinking• 20 hr. ago•apple icon
$0

AWS

waiting for a Kevin lang video

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$/ officemorale• 21 hr. ago•apple icon
$429

Today reminded me that resilience isn’t built in the cloud, it’s built in us.

When AWS went down, we didn’t panic. We communicated. We improvised. We rebooted… ourselves. ⚡️

Because sometimes the best uptime is a positive mindset. AWS may be down, but our human bandwidth? Infinite. 💪

#Leadership #Resilience #AWS #...

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$/ personal-finance• 23 hr. ago•apple icon
$2,284,935

What content yall want to see on this app

just my 2c

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$/ personal-finance• 1 day ago•android icon
$0

My friend has inherited 600k in cash and has no idea how to invest it 😕

He has no investment knowledge and feels that he must invest somewhere that doesn't require any knowledge! bitcoin, stocks?!

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$/ trade• 1 day ago•apple icon
$8,129

opinions on $bynd short term?

bought a few shares, let’s see where this goes

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$/ gaysex• 1 day ago•apple icon
$50

aws

checking everything works

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$/ thinking• 1 day ago•apple icon
$0

Code like me

Living life and leaking api keys

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$/ thinking• 1 day ago•apple icon
$0

When my barber is talking about “Docker is amazing” but he has a sharp blade to my neck

😢

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$/ gayanalsex• 1 day ago•apple icon
$156,780

Is anyone in Tampa area this month

Lets hangout 😎🙏🏻

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$/ thinking• 2 days ago•apple icon
$0

News recap

Israel and Hamas fighting again Louvre Museum robbed More strikes on drug boats I have a tummy ache

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$/ hog• 2 days ago•apple icon
$24,087

Is this the post hog everyone is talking about

.

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$/ general• 2 days ago•apple icon
$490,337

if you cant make a fire for your friends you have failed

not really. but they appreciate you for it

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$/ thinking• 2 days ago•apple icon
$0

New market on poly market

Placed my two cents

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$/ gayanalsex• 2 days ago•apple icon
$132,660

Hello

Hi what’s up so what you doing right now

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$/ thinking• 3 days ago•apple icon
$0

No kings

This can’t be real 😭

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$/ announcements• 3 days ago•apple icon

twocents v1.2-38: Alignment

Yay update

www.twocents.money
www.twocents.moneyhttps://www.twocents.money/blog/v1.2-38
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$/ gaysex• 3 days ago•apple icon
$50

another friday deploy

fuck my chungus life

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$/ finance• 3 days ago•apple icon
$3,772

Fuck my

Fuck my stupid no target school, no real money, underperforming s&p 500 on rare earths after a week portfolio and life

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$/ gaysex• 3 days ago•apple icon
$50

deployed

big deploy test

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$/ travel• 4 days ago•apple icon
$498,075

chicago i am inside you

cool city. wish i could live here

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$/ thinking• 4 days ago•apple icon
$0

Dodgeball

About to play dodgeball for my schools homecoming. ETA 10 minutes

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$/ thinking• 4 days ago•apple icon
$0

Let’s grab coffee or do a fun activity this fall

what has sf come too

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$/ thinking• 4 days ago•apple icon
$0

PSAT

This is the test my teachers were hyping up ? 💔

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$/ poll-the-room• 5 days ago•apple icon
$498,075

Are you an “interesting” person?

.

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$/ personal-finance• 5 days ago•apple icon
$17,672

“Make something wonderful”

mint to start making a special $1 coin with steve jobs and “make something wonderful” printed on it. looks great

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$/ books• 5 days ago•apple icon
$17,672

Just finished “abundance”

just finished reading. highly recommend to any republican or conservative friends. lots of interesting ideas and examples in there; operation warp speed’s scale blew me away

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$/ thinking• 5 days ago•apple icon
$0

CIA in Venezuela

Continuing the American legacy of destabilizing foreign governments

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$/ life• 5 days ago•apple icon
$16,570

To those who knew him…The Hermanator is dead…RIP🕊️

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$/ philosophy• 5 days ago•apple icon
$0

Do you believe one must stop “wanting” wealth, while doing activities with one of the action-bound i...

title

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$/ economy• 6 days ago•apple icon
$24,523

US dollar 💀

are we cooked

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$/ .• 6 days ago•apple icon
$26,831,954

too many europeans lately

They keep asking how to open a bank account, or what a crypto is, or they make polls and ask which of the 3 brokerage apps allowed in their country they should install, then the poll options are Bazingotrade, Wegovybux and AlbaniaCash.

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$/ personal-finance• 6 days ago•apple icon
$3,772

Vibe

3 voice earnings calls listened, very stupid sim portfolio is up 2% today, today’s powell speech is playing, alarm in 6 hours. We are so going to make it. 🚁

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$/ thinking• 6 days ago•apple icon
$0

How many contributions in the last year. GitHub

Mines 361 and more to come

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$/ serious• 6 days ago•apple icon
$24,087

Just dipped below poll balance

It’s so fucking over

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$/ poll-the-room• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$498,075

The computer i use the most is a:

.

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Paying for my mistakes

I just got a second job and we agreed upon a very good pay. I will pay my 45k debt in 3 months, which is exactly how long the contract is for.

What sucks though… is that I would have had 45k if I didn’t have a fucking stupid ass teenage-mi...

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$50

net worth

how many commas do i need to get an asian gf?

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$/ crypto• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$50

where do i start with crypto? i have no idea inb4 it’s too late

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

OpenAI Sora

Do they not realize what it can do or am I paranoid

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

PSAT

in a week. haven’t studied

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Cooking ?

My teacher will never how the crash of 10/10 affected my portfolio

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$/ gayanalsex• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$537

First platypus bank

Why is it asking me to login to this first platypus bank where is my bofa login andi this is sketchy and freaking me out please explain

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$/ trade• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$3,772

Q3 earnings call season

Aside from your own company of course, if you are corporate, which earnings calls are you going to attend?

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$70,758

Manifestation

Do you believe in manifestation?

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$3,772

Red for up

So why do these emojis 📉📈have weird colors? Red going up does not make any sense at all. 🥀

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$/ crypto• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$3,772

Ugh…

wspeed❤️‍🩹 ig

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$498,075

what’s the meta for halloween costumes this year?

just got invited to a halloween party help

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$/ crypto• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$50

anyone making money?

or?

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

First job

What was your guys first job

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$/ books• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$17,672

Abundance

just picked this up

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•android icon
$0

What is the best app to invest money?

I used to use Mintos but they have so many questions and I would like to change?

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Geogussr

This one’s for DC 17k

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$338

great pacific garbage patch

all my money is in fiat but i'm annoyed that bitcoin is down. when crypto does poorly, the grifters flock to ai and shit in my well. i prefer when the web3 gravitational well pulls them all into one easily ignored neighborhood, like the ....

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Mom

I forgot to thaw the meat. She’s a mile out. I’m so cooked

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$/ food• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$17,672

bananas

put your bananas in the fridge (or deli drawer if it’s a little bit warmer). keep them cold it’s like you’re eating ice cream and they take much longer to go bad

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$/ .• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$26,831,954

Just did a jumbo deploy

A massive shit in my toilet if you know what I mean

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$/ .• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$26,831,954

Castro super duper is the chillest place to eat a burgie

Order from a touch screen kiosk

big windows

old gays saying hi to other old gays

mariah carey music

lots of booth seats

beers

dont overcook their burgies

free pickles

no crime

at the bottom of the hill from twin peaks

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ...

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

California bros

Helicopter crash on Huntington Beach

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Going to make my teacher proud

Now all I need is some money….

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Thank you trump

Presentation on Monday. I don’t know what to do

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$/ crypto• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$11,777

this always happens

every time crypto goes up it is followed by a drop. every time. and then everyone acts as though it were the first time it’d ever happened. hmph

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Taliban v Pakistan

Taliban launched artillery and mortar strikes at Pakistani posts. 2 Pakistani solders and civilians dead 5 afghan solders dead. All along the border too.

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Saatse Boot passage

Estonia closed the border due to Russian activity. See image below

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Candace Owen’s

Very interesting thoughts

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$/ dating• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$8,911,616

Slutcon

Who else is at slutcon?

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$17,672

just did a medium deploy

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$/ gayanalsex• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$537

Just did a big deploy

Let me know it you like it

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$50

small deployment 1.0.1

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$50

just did a small deploy

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Insider trading

Which one of you was it

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$498,075

what are some good hobbies for a guy just getting into having a personality

i need to meet new people

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$/ crypto• 1 wk. ago•apple icon

How much did your net worth just drop?

BTC -7% O_O

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

gonna be making more big deploys soon boys

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

SF bros look up

Send a photo of the plane

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

What’s going on 💔

It’s still going down 💔

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Thank you so much for reminding me 🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Indoctrinating the youth

The woke mind virus strikes again…..

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$/ thinking• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Ideas

Have a graph of NW so you can see changes, r/raceto10million is cool copy it with race invites or like duels first to x, more than 4 poll options, slider on polls like instagram, online indicators, voice memo posts.

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$/ shaking-and-crying• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Tick toxk

Andi and team pls fix

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$/ politics• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Forest time

Took a very relaxing walk in the forest.

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$2,292,984

can’t see poll results

Pls fix

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$/ serious• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$52,530

Andi

You can still add the same bank account multiple times to fake your NW

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$/ serious• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$28,442

Okay seriously when does the serious financial posting happen

We can’t just shitpost forever. I am clueless abt finance anything so I’m going to start reading things and asking dumb questions here that I could probably bother ChatGPT with if I didn’t value human interaction

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$/ dating• 1 wk. ago•android icon
$0

What is smth you say to men that pisses them off 100%..?

I will start... I used to work as a nurse and sometimes I would have husbands asking me to add an "extra stitch" after their partner has just given birth. I would ask: how small it is?!

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$496,505

donate blood if you can!

its good

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$/ politics• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

STOP THE STEAL

Tariffs on the Nobel Foundation maybe even some sanctions

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$70,733

Self reported net worth?

After the last wipe, my net worth has been saying self reported? So I’m not on the leaderboard. How do I fix this?

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$/ alcohol• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$28,442

drankk

I want more money I wanna be gold

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$/ random• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$25,000

deploying new db test

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$/ potty-talk• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$17,672

Pay toilets

thoughts on pay bathrooms in the us? legal in ohio rn, if nationwide do you think they’d become as popular as once were? also wondering about profitability

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$/ personal-finance• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$269,255

I need to retire

I’m getting too old to keep working I’m ngmi anyways. Need to live in the woods

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$/ politics• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

200 troops to Gaza

Ignore my battery

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$/ politics• 1 wk. ago•apple icon
$0

Claude and cursor cafe

Why is it only in NYC and SF what about Huntsville Alabama, Nashville Tennessee, Billings Montana or anything else. Why only the obnoxious MacBook carrying matcha drinking city.

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