Got my ancestry results updated… Albania is within me

inb4 this place gets flooded with crypto-hoes and scam bots

these things are disgusting. this is my first time at burger king atd hopefully my last

Filtered spring water, reverse osmosis remineralized water, Alkaline water, or mineral rich Artesian water?

Important lesson learned today.

Little Bites are so good but they trifling asf for putting them little ass muffins in a four pack. Such a tease

i have decided i need a packout tower dedicated to all the soldering and microelectronics work

another $1k to milwaukee, help my family is starving

unlimited caviar is legit real, i tested it the entire 10 hour flight

i’m kinda done with caviar for probs a decade

moments like this realizing i came up from homelessness was wild

found the menu i took from my first polaris flight that cost $300, and honestly i decided that flying above economy then sucked

wasn’t until emirates first class i changed my mind

god bless america

never opening the door again

coolest ruler i own

anyone lose their doggies

yep

Merry Christmas

I am about to fly to Colombia and be -2k

Just got a $150 pillow AMA

Favorite decade of music?

Anyone here have to work tomorrow?

As per christmas tradition, the 5 of us bought $140 of unique cheeses from the local cheeseshop

Things are about to get crazy. Have you ever tried limoncello cheese? It’s absolutely delicious

should i spend 15 bucks to go to a rave

Hey make sure you all are reading books, okay? Short form video content, youtube, and even the chapter-by-chapter publishing structure of webnovels only serve to diminish your already precious attention span. It sucks to get into it but it'...

hello from Bucharest

eeee (the sound I make in my Japanese toilet)

Would you let your partner have a child with Elon? He would give the mother $15mill & $100k a month as well as a compound. You would have to pretend to be the kid’s father and tell nobody. Sign an NDA that favors Elon heavily. Male pregnan...

Send music recommendations please!

Looking at my Twitter feed after so much posting here feels silly, they really just say anything over there

eee

Good afternoon twocents

I was sleep but now I’m awake

I’m straight

How do you wipe your butt?

If you hit the back button on the mobile web feed it takes you back to the post you were looking at before

Thank you ANDI and Claude code 🙏

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My best purchase was an eight sleep I use every day, I don’t know if it really helps me sleep longer but it does something lol

What is yours so I can buy it?

life before looks, that’s how i design my houses in the sims

I love torturing Andi and I wanna try something else. Which one of you will give me permission to try and post "I'm gay" from their account?

in spirit i am a LA airhead

TikTok shop come on

Babe wake up, bearableguy123 posted this on X. We gotta dump your pay check (not mine just in case) into XRP right now

Everything is a distraction from you are about to die in a few years

The rich don’t care.. interesting..

I've never seen a pregnant asian before whats going on

Did you know the word Christmas literally has christ in it, insane to me

officially debt maxxed cuz i was 2 bucks in debt with my phone carrier???

wow

Hey 46k mateng drop a sol address I have a regift I got from the illustrious 384k

vibe coding strikes again

How furios are you on the Epstein transparency issue?

The epstein files are nasty, DOJ says they discovered a million of them, a million of them? Are f ing kidding me, goodness!!

Detroit always thinks they're getting one over on someone (in the sense of pulling a scheme/scam.) Klarna boys ?? (groups in Detroit using Klarna's buy-now-pay-later service to make large fraudulent purchases) ya'll are going to jail, maybe...

We are poor yet we are rich. May god bless you and your families this lovely Christmas eve!!!

Why does PG keep saying they didn’t fire Sam Altman

Mira Murati was saying yc fired him but yc doesn’t say it

Makes me think PG is really not that high integrity

Let it be richmas

wait till a homeless guy on the nyc subway gets their hands on this

What’s with Android users that make them the absolute worst people to be around? They’re either a deadbeat with 6 baby mommas and $7k/mo child support, or a top 0.01% GAYMAN SWE who thinks they’re God. There’s no in-between…

ngl it's immensely more fun shitposting when you know you're not talking to bots

NW > 25k is a good anti-sybil mechanism

he’s traumatized after Gary Tan forcing him to do things. He’s now a millionaire backed by yc. His other nw is in old cars

i have driven every single make and model broadly sold in the last 5 years

over 100 different cars, AMA

gonna forever qt this thread for car tips

how to get a free catalytic converter, a thread:

can we get a light mode please. dark mode is cool n all @ANDI

further why it’s a good deal, i’ve had 9 scheduled maintenances i didn’t need to do

5 breakdowns immediately swapped to a better car

20 different cars driven for fun and profit (drifted them)

worth it

Detroit always think they getting over on sum. Klarna boys ?? yaw goen ta jail 😭😭 maybe not this year or next year but NOTHINGS FREE!! A loan with a high interest rate is not a method thnx for coming 2 my ted talk folks, method patched.

Anybody on here play Fortnite ???

wait u guys he literally upvoted this i think he wants me

life pro-tip, you can have credit cards permanently pay for insurance and always be in a new car if you rent 24/7

i pay avg $400-800 a month for a car, higher side for a van

wild deal esp if you drive a ton

Are you?

Funny how my broke ass will get more likes than the rich people out here

Really feels like that money ain’t nothing

poll

The gays have discovered 2cents and are using it as a replacement of yikyak 😭😭😭

I keep trying to find older posts from myself or others and can never go back enough posts 🙏

realizing y’all are onto me, i am so doxxed here lmfaoooo

606,740 i am single and i swallow

This app is really cool because if you suggest a decent idea, ANDI just makes it happen.

The straight dating takes are insane. Men and women are simply not compatible.

But guys know what guys want. Works out perfectly.

Try it! I recommend it

Fuck you, Baltimore!

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars!

Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you ...

as an avid supporter of trickle down economics, I want to spread holiday cheer by giving upwards - as Reagan intended. Drop your sol addy for a Christmas gift

Are you playing powerball tonight?

🎅🏻🤶🏻 MERRY CHRISTMAS, THIS IS A THREAT 🎄

Abandoned house fire last night. It was called in too late to save. We were assigned to firewatch. Drove around the neighborhood looking for fires stared by flying embers.

Oh merry Christmas btw

i put 50k miles on rental cars since july lmfao

did a 1.5 day drive from vancouver, bc, can to san diego, ca, usa

total for the year is above 100k miles for sure

Hey yalll

what should i do with 20 bucks

clocking off work, clocking into twocents

is this capitalism?

im not into fin dom but there is something about buying stuff for a woman you like. caveman provider instinct satisfied.

gang im bored

TIL my nickname is “jap map” lmfaoooo

Be honest,

Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?

what did he mean by this?

pivot into debtmaxxing, go into debt if you have to

Playing the bonus spins until I fix my financial ruin Day 1

whoever wanna get me a Christmas present here are my crypto thingies idk

SOL: 5NrE6PXNCZisRQCKAAuE4E3TsRwEbSxpZxXgDzibnFTF

BTC: bc1pl7hy9ar8u8u5s03ql99l2fqajj8zd45c6ajn2xk77ftyjrpszkeq529q5z

ETH: 0xd5CE03fBB875D2E6eaabD01C13E3a38e1B32770...

Alright clocking out my shift early at twocents. Will be back January 1st. Don’t miss me too much❤️ Enjoy time with your family don’t let your phone consume you.

get off work finally free time until next monday boots uo new pc downloads tarkov opens pve just for a test break in the fps muscles again dies.png goes to heal in the post end screen not enough rubbles to pay for heal

MFW im even...

Merry Christmas Eve - I dropped 1k but can I blame the AI shopping algos 🛍️ 👀 maybe I call and dispute everythingggg jk

Merry Christmas to everybody.

does the app need some sort of trending/popular posts tab

let me get him on twocents

Played little kitty big city the other day and it might be a top 10 game of all time