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2 hr. agoandroid icon
$6,924,329

Before you started smth important did you actually know how hard it will be?!

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2 hr. agoapple icon
$25,000

I like that everyone is upvoting my posts in order to get $7000

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3 hr. agoapple icon
$46,328

which years of your life were the best

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3 hr. agoapple icon
$1,885

What are some of your guys hobbies? Mine personally rotates between ham radio and photography.

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3 hr. agoapple icon
$128

Bedtime

What time are u guys sleeping at. Going to bed rn reading exodus rq. Have a good night.

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3 hr. agoapple icon
$7,161

Top stock pick of 2026

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4 hr. agoapple icon
$46,206

would you rather:

get $1 every step you take
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4 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Wine

Anyone drinking some wine tonight?

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4 hr. agoapple icon
$816

What kind of posts are you generally looking for on this app?

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$7,161

Believe it or not having children isn’t that expensive, until they exit the womb…

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$7,161

How many of you are Costco members?

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

The preorder popup is back

@Andi please for the love of god fix it 😭

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Whats that one stock you bought early, had a good idea of the upside but had to sell for literally any reason?

I had amd stock positions in 2019 for 15 dollars a piece 😩 kick myself once a year for that

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$128

Circumcised?

I am but I am a catholic I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to. Wonder what happened 🤔🤔

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$128

Slow down guys

I can’t read all these posts it’s way too much.

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$200,769

what’s your MRR

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

2.9m self-reported data

  • situationship
  • PhD
  • actually worth 26m+
  • ??????
  • profit
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5 hr. agoapple icon
$69,355

How many NVIDIA shares do you own?

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5 hr. agoapple icon
$2,913,227

I forgot 128 Fixed

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$521,308

how many dates have you been on in 2025

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$69,355

Just spent $500 on my dog today. AMA

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

What’s your education level?

Dropout
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6 hr. agoapple icon
$128

True crime

The Krug case is crazy woah. This guy was so calculated 😲.

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$3,926

I have $1M NW

philosophypoasting

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

At least the sushi is good sheeeeeeesh

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$128

Twocents website is slow

Takes like a second or 2 to go to lounge or to leaderboard

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$133,442

any moids on here wanna make me feel special?

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Can we talk how much a restaurant makes or break by ambiance/service? Holy moly when the music is louder than my thoughts and the waiter is non existan 😭

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

This is the only time in my life I’ve regretted not having student loans

That’s 100 points on the table

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$2,913,227

points

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6 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

How fucked are we when the twocents data breach happens?

It’s whatever
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7 hr. agoandroid icon
$11

how does having money feels? is it good? thinking about getting a job lately

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7 hr. ago
$83,573

I stand against 2.9m hate

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

Would a 2cents meetup be a good idea or a bad idea?

Does it defeat the purpose? Idk i also want to see what you all look like

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$497,140

Why isn’t IBKR allowed in want to put my Google options on here

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Sushi

Spontaneous sushi date tonight, what we ordering gang?

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

Lost 5th place because I was at work

Rly feeling the low status permanent underclass

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7 hr. ago
$0

i cant link my bank and investment account but my NW is $71,581 xd

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$133,442

how do i see my points for $7000 giveaway please my husband left me and he is sleeping with my best friend

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7 hr. agoapple icon
$231,350

900 points away from judy faulkner’s soldier

will i beat him like i pummeled the goldfish

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fuck you (epic employee option)
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7 hr. ago
$46,206

how much money did you have when you were 18?

And what were you doing for work, if anything?

I probably had $10,000. I was a student and a janitor.

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8 hr. ago
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i am poor

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8 hr. agoapple icon
$23,042

2025 Finance Wrapped

The year isn’t over, but in sprit of the season, let’s all go around and comment our year in review. I suspect that next year Andi will do it for us anyways.

Going first.

Start of year: 8k NW End of year: 31k. Expect...

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11 hr. agoapple icon
$2,913,227
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11 hr. ago
$-278

why are you in debt?

i'll go first: i go food shopping for my parents and pay with my CC.

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11 hr. agoapple icon
$2,913,225

I’m worried I will starve if I quit my job

0-18 dad cooked everything 18-24 university meal plan 24-40 fill backpack cooler with faang cafeteria to-go boxes 40-?????? ???????????

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11 hr. agoapple icon
$59,527

elon musk will take tesla private and relist on the TXSE because NYSE is woke

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11 hr. agoapple icon
$7,161

Who has the best full service banking and investing platform?

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11 hr. agoapple icon
$68,965

Ngl twocents money app is the best app

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12 hr. agoapple icon
$16,841

How many pb&js do you eat in a week?

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13 hr. agoapple icon
$521,308

happy bonus day to me :)

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13 hr. agoapple icon
$231,350

i’m coming for your goldfish and judy faulkner’s cult of epic

2.9 is destined to win, give up
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negative 2.3 will pull it off
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you thought there’d be the 4th option
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13 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Lifestyle inflation

I cant stand people that make more than 150k and cry that theyre living paycheck to paycheck. Like did no one ever told you that you are indeed stupid as fuck? Even in this economy with 150k you can make some serious lemonade out of lemons...

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14 hr. agoapple icon
$231,350

andi or andy

andi from twocents
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andy jassy
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16 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Being a wagie is not that bad when you work at a place that allows you to drink at lunch, or sometimes even hold get togethers and give out free beer (with moderation of course) with the food

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16 hr. agoapple icon
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how I feel when someone brings up my net worth

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17 hr. ago
$46,206

what do you miss the most from 10 years ago?

One thing I appreciate about new social media website says that they can recapture some of social dynamic that Instagram and Twitter had 10 years ago. Felt like they were more defined groups, and people were just posting sincerely all the t...

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17 hr. agoapple icon
$6,652

Great advise from GPT 👏

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17 hr. agoapple icon
$6,652

My trading strategy lately: 1 buy 2 sell 3 buy again

Follow me for more trading and investing tips 😎

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18 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

What’s your relationship status?

Didn’t add a “gay” option because it would skew the results

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18 hr. agoapple icon
$231,350

what should we do if the millionaire wins

write to mamdani in protest
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18 hr. agoapple icon
$-2,301

Good morning

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18 hr. agoapple icon
$231,350

is your net worth mostly

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19 hr. ago
$521,308

What best describes your budgeting style?

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19 hr. agoapple icon
$83,573

gm kings and queens

Does everyone have fun plans for this weekend?

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20 hr. agoandroid icon
$18,225,066

Are gold diggers real?

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1 day agoapple icon
$-2,301

I lied i got insomnia looking at this design document

This is fucking awful engineering holy shit. Standup tomorrow is gonna be tense aint no way I need some answers

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1 day agoapple icon
$2,913,225

My investments

53% INDEX 19% AMD 9% GOOGLE 6% INTEL 4% META 3% BITCOIN 3% ALIBABA

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1 day agoapple icon
$231,350

who should win appvent

me
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2.9 milly rock
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negative 2.3k
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i’m gay
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1 day agoapple icon
$-2,301

Heres a cute picture of my dog before i go to sleep

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1 day agoapple icon
$231,350

a WRITER passed me up are you serious.

it’s been fun

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1 day agoandroid icon
$11

if you are part of gen z you are part of the problem

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1 day agoapple icon
$231,350

what’re your goals in life

win appvent
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top the charts of twocents
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find love
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i’m gay
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1 day agoapple icon
$231,350

@andi if i post and upvote like 1000 times to usurp the #1 spot from the millionaire will that disqualify me under the “miscellaneous and sketchy activity” clause?

if i’m the people’s champion is that really so bad

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1 day agoapple icon
$231,350

gonna bet the 7k that the new name is Artificial Intelligence Co.

Ticker: $AI

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1 day agoapple icon
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I could do without the App Store launch popup every time I do something.

I joined the waitlist the first time I saw it. Chill.

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1 day agoapple icon
$-2,301

How are companies psyoped into fucking using Microsoft teams? This gotta be the worse communication software ever

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

well the results from this tell us how many trust funders are on the app

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do you consider yourself woke?

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

@andi is a professional bug reporter if you click the coins to the bottom left of web nav you brick the website

also tall images like this force your text box out of view. i’m typing this with no idea where i am

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

what is the optimal shower head

ceiling mounted
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1 day agoapple icon
$5,163

Yo this app was dead for three weeks and now there is so much traction

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

only an a16z partner would add that to their bio on an app like twocents

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

2.9 had his personal assistant opening new banks accounts to add them to twocents to win this shit

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1 day agoapple icon
$-3,974

my christmas gift to myself - $90

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1 day agoapple icon
$-2,301

Is apple going to get their shit together now??? The hardware has been incredible but the software keeps getting worse. Just put Jon Ternus in cooks chair and lets see the ship turning around 😭

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

if i win 7k, i will redistribute a portion to my negative net worth moots

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1 day agoapple icon
$233,391

@andi can you fix the atrocious account connection flow.

the last time i clicked that many buttons was on google cloud. us wagies don’t have time for that

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1 day agoapple icon
$521,308

whenever i use instacart i turn off all the lights so that the delivery guy thinks im not home instead of being lazy

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1 day agoapple icon
$49,155

people deadass reacting to old posts just to try to win the $7k

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1 day agoapple icon
$2,192

I love the fact that we’re gonna end up giving 7k to a millionaire

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1 day agoapple icon
$128

Pipe bombs at DNC and RNC

This is the guy who did it???

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1 day agoapple icon
$331,463

Let me buy the stupid app!! I have a non-US ios account and I’m somehow forbidden from buying the actual app!

Should you let non-US iOS accounts buy the damn app:

No - build a wall at the border
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1 day agoapple icon
$0

Less noisy app icon - traced from the old logo. Can set up via shortcuts on iOS.

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1 day agoapple icon
$-2,301

Yall dont understand, ive had 150k come through my bank at one point, then i lost it all. Ive been grinding it out rebuilding my shit and all i gotta do is become the app for 7k im locked in

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Do you have the courage to hate the poor?

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1 day ago
$-278

i need to win the code must compile the laptop will not buy itself i will bring myself out of the dogshit computer mines

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1 day agoapple icon
$18,681

Do you have the courage to hate the poor?

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1 day agoapple icon
$18,681

hey andi hb we have some kind of auto-mute-notifications for mass post-likers? Don’t need my phone blowing up just because $-2,304 wants more entries thx ❤️

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1 day agoapple icon
$128

Russia banned these apps

FaceTimes ban just does not make sense but Roblox’s is kinda funny 😭

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1 day agoapple icon
$128

DRUG BOAT STRIKKKKKKKEEEE

I thought they stopped but ig they are more rare now.

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1 day agoapple icon
$23,042

2.9m be my mentor pls. I see you’re a natural born hustler. No dollar amount is too small, I need to learn from you

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