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Before you started smth important did you actually know how hard it will be?!
I like that everyone is upvoting my posts in order to get $7000
which years of your life were the best
What are some of your guys hobbies? Mine personally rotates between ham radio and photography.
Bedtime
What time are u guys sleeping at. Going to bed rn reading exodus rq. Have a good night.
Top stock pick of 2026
would you rather:
Wine
Anyone drinking some wine tonight?
What kind of posts are you generally looking for on this app?
Believe it or not having children isn’t that expensive, until they exit the womb…
How many of you are Costco members?
The preorder popup is back
@Andi please for the love of god fix it 😭
Whats that one stock you bought early, had a good idea of the upside but had to sell for literally any reason?
I had amd stock positions in 2019 for 15 dollars a piece 😩 kick myself once a year for that
Circumcised?
I am but I am a catholic I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to. Wonder what happened 🤔🤔
Slow down guys
I can’t read all these posts it’s way too much.
what’s your MRR
2.9m self-reported data
- situationship
- PhD
- actually worth 26m+
- ??????
- profit
How many NVIDIA shares do you own?
I forgot 128 Fixed

how many dates have you been on in 2025
Just spent $500 on my dog today. AMA
What’s your education level?
True crime
The Krug case is crazy woah. This guy was so calculated 😲.
I have $1M NW
philosophypoasting

At least the sushi is good sheeeeeeesh

Twocents website is slow
Takes like a second or 2 to go to lounge or to leaderboard

any moids on here wanna make me feel special?
Can we talk how much a restaurant makes or break by ambiance/service? Holy moly when the music is louder than my thoughts and the waiter is non existan 😭
This is the only time in my life I’ve regretted not having student loans
That’s 100 points on the table
points

How fucked are we when the twocents data breach happens?
how does having money feels? is it good? thinking about getting a job lately
I stand against 2.9m hate
Would a 2cents meetup be a good idea or a bad idea?
Does it defeat the purpose? Idk i also want to see what you all look like
Why isn’t IBKR allowed in want to put my Google options on here
Sushi
Spontaneous sushi date tonight, what we ordering gang?
Lost 5th place because I was at work
Rly feeling the low status permanent underclass
i cant link my bank and investment account but my NW is $71,581 xd
how do i see my points for $7000 giveaway please my husband left me and he is sleeping with my best friend
900 points away from judy faulkner’s soldier
will i beat him like i pummeled the goldfish
how much money did you have when you were 18?
And what were you doing for work, if anything?
I probably had $10,000. I was a student and a janitor.
i am poor
2025 Finance Wrapped
The year isn’t over, but in sprit of the season, let’s all go around and comment our year in review. I suspect that next year Andi will do it for us anyways.
Going first.
Start of year: 8k NW End of year: 31k. Expect...

why are you in debt?
i'll go first: i go food shopping for my parents and pay with my CC.
I’m worried I will starve if I quit my job
0-18 dad cooked everything 18-24 university meal plan 24-40 fill backpack cooler with faang cafeteria to-go boxes 40-?????? ???????????
elon musk will take tesla private and relist on the TXSE because NYSE is woke
Who has the best full service banking and investing platform?
Ngl twocents money app is the best app
How many pb&js do you eat in a week?
happy bonus day to me :)

i’m coming for your goldfish and judy faulkner’s cult of epic
Lifestyle inflation
I cant stand people that make more than 150k and cry that theyre living paycheck to paycheck. Like did no one ever told you that you are indeed stupid as fuck? Even in this economy with 150k you can make some serious lemonade out of lemons...
andi or andy
Being a wagie is not that bad when you work at a place that allows you to drink at lunch, or sometimes even hold get togethers and give out free beer (with moderation of course) with the food
how I feel when someone brings up my net worth

what do you miss the most from 10 years ago?
One thing I appreciate about new social media website says that they can recapture some of social dynamic that Instagram and Twitter had 10 years ago. Felt like they were more defined groups, and people were just posting sincerely all the t...
Great advise from GPT 👏

My trading strategy lately: 1 buy 2 sell 3 buy again
Follow me for more trading and investing tips 😎

What’s your relationship status?
Didn’t add a “gay” option because it would skew the results
what should we do if the millionaire wins
Good morning
is your net worth mostly
What best describes your budgeting style?
gm kings and queens
Does everyone have fun plans for this weekend?
Are gold diggers real?
I lied i got insomnia looking at this design document
This is fucking awful engineering holy shit. Standup tomorrow is gonna be tense aint no way I need some answers
My investments
53% INDEX 19% AMD 9% GOOGLE 6% INTEL 4% META 3% BITCOIN 3% ALIBABA
who should win appvent
Heres a cute picture of my dog before i go to sleep

a WRITER passed me up are you serious.
it’s been fun

if you are part of gen z you are part of the problem
what’re your goals in life
@andi if i post and upvote like 1000 times to usurp the #1 spot from the millionaire will that disqualify me under the “miscellaneous and sketchy activity” clause?
if i’m the people’s champion is that really so bad
gonna bet the 7k that the new name is Artificial Intelligence Co.
Ticker: $AI

I could do without the App Store launch popup every time I do something.
I joined the waitlist the first time I saw it. Chill.
How are companies psyoped into fucking using Microsoft teams? This gotta be the worse communication software ever
well the results from this tell us how many trust funders are on the app
do you consider yourself woke?
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@andi is a professional bug reporter if you click the coins to the bottom left of web nav you brick the website
also tall images like this force your text box out of view. i’m typing this with no idea where i am

what is the optimal shower head
Yo this app was dead for three weeks and now there is so much traction
only an a16z partner would add that to their bio on an app like twocents

2.9 had his personal assistant opening new banks accounts to add them to twocents to win this shit

my christmas gift to myself - $90

Is apple going to get their shit together now??? The hardware has been incredible but the software keeps getting worse. Just put Jon Ternus in cooks chair and lets see the ship turning around 😭

if i win 7k, i will redistribute a portion to my negative net worth moots
@andi can you fix the atrocious account connection flow.
the last time i clicked that many buttons was on google cloud. us wagies don’t have time for that
whenever i use instacart i turn off all the lights so that the delivery guy thinks im not home instead of being lazy
people deadass reacting to old posts just to try to win the $7k
I love the fact that we’re gonna end up giving 7k to a millionaire
Pipe bombs at DNC and RNC
This is the guy who did it???

Let me buy the stupid app!! I have a non-US ios account and I’m somehow forbidden from buying the actual app!
Should you let non-US iOS accounts buy the damn app:
Less noisy app icon - traced from the old logo. Can set up via shortcuts on iOS.

Yall dont understand, ive had 150k come through my bank at one point, then i lost it all. Ive been grinding it out rebuilding my shit and all i gotta do is become the app for 7k im locked in
Do you have the courage to hate the poor?
i need to win the code must compile the laptop will not buy itself i will bring myself out of the dogshit computer mines
Do you have the courage to hate the poor?

hey andi hb we have some kind of auto-mute-notifications for mass post-likers? Don’t need my phone blowing up just because $-2,304 wants more entries thx ❤️
Russia banned these apps
FaceTimes ban just does not make sense but Roblox’s is kinda funny 😭

DRUG BOAT STRIKKKKKKKEEEE
I thought they stopped but ig they are more rare now.

2.9m be my mentor pls. I see you’re a natural born hustler. No dollar amount is too small, I need to learn from you
